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Evil Plunderers Repent Here.

DeletedUser26154

The time has come for Robber's Redemption.
Come here to confess your dirty pillage deeds.
Free yourself from the guilt your heavy heart carries.
With your inventory full of filthy loot.

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This is the place for players to apologize for being an Evil Plunderer.
 

DeletedUser28670

I apologize ,O Aardark the Repent- Master ,for liberating several Kings' and Queens' statues from their oppressive owners and for forcibly stealing the goods from numerous IA and EMA goods buildings these past weeks..... I enjoy evil pleasure stealing other's peoples loot..... Please inform me at my Town Hall what I shall have to do to absolve myself from these horrible (ly-excellent) plunders.
(in my defence, the King and Queen's Statues were misplaced so I was liberating them, and it's the city-owners problem for not coming on at the right time to collect his/her goods!)
 
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DeletedUser

For my many and varied transgressions against my hapless neighbors.
For my theft of the fruits of their hard labors.
For leaving their young men-at-arms to bleed out in the sand.
For returning again and again to plunder and pillage.
I throw myself on the mercy of Ardak the Blessed, patron saint of memes.
I call on the deities of the Forums,
The once and future moderator, Dursland the Just,
The sniper of GBs, Sir Sloppyjoeslayer,
The arrogant jerk of reply posts, Algona the wordy,
I call on them to intercede for me.
I long for my sleepless nights of guilt and shame to end.
I yearn for a message center free of the cries of the oppressed.
Oh, Ardak, merciful Ardak, hear my pleas!
Give me absolution for my horrible crimes against the meek and helpless sheep of my hood.
I throw myself at your feet and await your judgement.
I'm thinking a little community service and a stern talking-to should do it.
Amen.
 
Praetorius

Praetorius

Well-Known Member
I too have succumbed to base desire. I knocked off a palace, a zen zone, 2 gas plants, and a terrace farm today. I originally was going for tower points but when I saw the bounty before me I could not resist. They were actually above me on the neighbor rankings. And most I knocked over were CE. (I'm only PME) The guy right above me on the neighborhood was using spears for defense.

Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself.
 

DeletedUser28970

Stephen Longshanks said:
For my many and varied transgressions against my hapless neighbors.
For my theft of the fruits of their hard labors.
For leaving their young men-at-arms to bleed out in the sand.
For returning again and again to plunder and pillage.
I throw myself on the mercy of Ardak the Blessed, patron saint of memes.
I call on the deities of the Forums,
The once and future moderator, Dursland the Just,
The sniper of GBs, Sir Sloppyjoeslayer,
The arrogant jerk of reply posts, Algona the wordy,
I call on them to intercede for me.
I long for my sleepless nights of guilt and shame to end.
I yearn for a message center free of the cries of the oppressed.
Oh, Ardak, merciful Ardak, hear my pleas!
Give me absolution for my horrible crimes against the meek and helpless sheep of my hood.
I throw myself at your feet and await your judgement.
I'm thinking a little community service and a stern talking-to should do it.
Amen.
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A truly repentant soul! Live long and prosper!
 

DeletedUser28371

I repent. But only for taking the gold of houses. Right now its looting for supplies. Or the joy of taking from those in colonial who have spearmen for defence.
 
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