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Darth Mole
Well-Known Member
About now.
How many camels died to make Trumps hair?
How many camels died to make Trumps hair?
DeletedUser41349
It's a mystery...
Why does McDonalds sell poo?
Why does McDonalds sell poo?
HuntingGnomes55
Member
Beats the crap Subway calls cheese.
Where did the chicken go after it crossed the road?
Where did the chicken go after it crossed the road?
thunderdog1138
New Member
It went back to the other side because it realized there was a KFC on the block.
Who shot first; Han or Greedo?
Who shot first; Han or Greedo?
HuntingGnomes55
Member
Mickey Mouse he works for the Sith Emperor. Doesn’t everyone know that?
How many birds does it take to tweet back to Trump?
How many birds does it take to tweet back to Trump?
Super Catanian
Well-Known Member
What kind of question is that? Everyone knows that birds are not real. In fact, I'm sure the whole quarantine was just so that the government could change the batteries on the birds.*
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
*Due to the nature of this thread, I won't be using the sarcasm font.
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
*Due to the nature of this thread, I won't be using the sarcasm font.
Midnight Bandit
Member
Oven baked bacon exists, and is usually pretty good.
If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose thoughts are they reading?
If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose thoughts are they reading?
thunderdog1138
New Member
Um, does "are reading each other's minds" answer that question?
A rooster lays an egg on the Canada/US border. Which country does the egg belong to?
A rooster lays an egg on the Canada/US border. Which country does the egg belong to?
Super Catanian
Well-Known Member
First of all, roosters don't lay eggs. That's what hens do. Ha!
Sauce: Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
How did "social distancing" evolve to "buy all the toilet paper"?
Sauce: Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
How did "social distancing" evolve to "buy all the toilet paper"?
Super Catanian
Well-Known Member
As you youself answered, "it's because most people are arses".
On a similar note,
Why is it that "unlockable" means both, "able to be unlocked" and "unable to be locked"?
HuntingGnomes55
Member
Oh, just lock it or throw away the key. If someone really needs to unlock something there is a reason to it.
Are all those unemployed getting their jobs back after this virus lockdown?
Are all those unemployed getting their jobs back after this virus lockdown?
Midnight Bandit
Member
Maybe a few who have been able to support their businesses online or other covid-friendly ways, but the rest? No way Jose!
What actually happened to Epstein?
What actually happened to Epstein?
thunderdog1138
New Member
He died. I think we all agree on that.
Who said woodchucks can't chuck wood?
Who said woodchucks can't chuck wood?
HuntingGnomes55
Member
Geico commercial says they can.
Who killed Ceaser?
Who killed Ceaser?
Earl Underfish Grayvase
Active Member
Probably, but then again, likely that it may not unless the killer was the hypotenuse of the equator with the candlestick in the den...
Why is a picket fence?
Why is a picket fence?
Midnight Bandit
Member
Aesthetic, and to make a feeble attempt to keep intruders away.
If you were invisible and closed your eyes, would you see through your eyelids?
Saw that somewhere and thought it should be added.
If you were invisible and closed your eyes, would you see through your eyelids?
Saw that somewhere and thought it should be added.
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