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Joke of the Day

WendyEJ

Member
Not going to post the answer until I have some responses (only fair)

What is the difference between Northern girls and Southern girls

No offence intended Just trying to ease the tension is these restricted times

Locked my ohter post so moved it hree
 

Parker The ll

New Member
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
 

WendyEJ

Member
"Southern girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there.
...
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night."

At least, that's the answer provided by Brian Wilson and Mike Love of the Beach Boys in their song, "California Girls"
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This was the 1st response to
What is the difference between Northern girls and Southern girls
I liked the response but unfortunately no

The answer is (no offense intended)

Northern girls say yes "you" can

Southern girls say yes" Y'aLL" can
 

Graviton

Well-Known Member
Did you hear about the guy who died in a vat full of varnish?

He had a terrible end, but a lovely finish.
 

BurrFan101

New Member
Officer: you better keep your nose clean or next time it's juvie

* 5 minutes later *

friend: wow what did he say

me: he said you better keep your nose clean or next time it's juvie

friend: wow what did you do

me: oh I blew my nose and wiped it carefully
 

Ricardoso83

Active Member
Once there was a Norwegian who took his wife with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her good-bye.