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Joke of the Day

A mathematician supplemented is teaching income by giving public lectures. One day his agent called to tell him he had a lecture for him at the hotel that night. Meeting his agent at the hotel, the agent takes him to a large room, filled to capacity. Looking around, he sees the audience consists entirely of blondes. He turns to his agent and says "I can not do this. These people are incapable of understanding my lecture." One of the blondes who overheard him stood up and said "That's very unfair of you. You are guilty of thinking in stereotypes. You should give us a chance." "Okay, said the mathematician, what is Einstein's theory of relativity?" " I don't know",said the blonde. The mathematician shook his head, then heard the audience chant "Give her another chance." So the mathematician said "What is the square root of 100?" The blonde guessed "25?" The mathematician shook his head, and the audience chanted "Give her another chance." So the mathematician said "What is 2 + 2." The blonde answered "4?" The audience chanted "Give her another chance."
 

SpaceMinmi

Member
A mathematician supplemented is teaching income by giving public lectures. One day his agent called to tell him he had a lecture for him at the hotel that night. Meeting his agent at the hotel, the agent takes him to a large room, filled to capacity. Looking around, he sees the audience consists entirely of blondes. He turns to his agent and says "I can not do this. These people are incapable of understanding my lecture." One of the blondes who overheard him stood up and said "That's very unfair of you. You are guilty of thinking in stereotypes. You should give us a chance." "Okay, said the mathematician, what is Einstein's theory of relativity?" " I don't know",said the blonde. The mathematician shook his head, then heard the audience chant "Give her another chance." So the mathematician said "What is the square root of 100?" The blonde guessed "25?" The mathematician shook his head, and the audience chanted "Give her another chance." So the mathematician said "What is 2 + 2." The blonde answered "4?" The audience chanted "Give her another chance."
This kind of funny but it seems like an insult because I'm blonde.
 

Lord Cannon

New Member
A teacher asks little Johnny to say a sentence using the word Fascinate.
Little Johnny: "My sister's boobs are so big, that when she puts on her shirt with ten buttons, she can only fasten eight. "