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Joke of the Day

DeletedUser23098

What make of car describes a belly button?

Answer: An Audi
 

DeletedUser23123

Moms Favorite.
Why are Elephant, big, grey and full of winkles.
Cause if they were small, white and smooth.
They'd be aspirin.
 

DeletedUser27024

How do you get a blonde to stop stalking you in her car?
Walk past a stop sign
 

DeletedUser26154

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six.
One to do the work, and five more to say "OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO PUMPED!"

bodybuilders.png
 

DeletedUser27096

What do you call an intelligent blond?

A golden retriever

(I am blond, btw, so no disrespect meant toward my fair-haired peeps.)
 

DeletedUser26636

2 guys from Innogames are hunting in the woods and come across a beautiful naked woman. one of them ask her "are you game?" and she says "sure honey I'm game" and they shoot her.

a few hours later they finally find some tracks and they start arguing," these are bear tracks", "no these are wolf tracks" and as they argue with each other the train runs them over.
 

DeletedUser26636

why did the baby cross the road?

Because the chicken dragged it :)

dead baby jokes tasteless and some say evil, haha who cares got any?
 

DeletedUser26636

hahaha wow so wrong :)

whats easier to load in a truck, bowling balls or dead babies?
Dead babies cuz you can use a pitch fork.
 

Praetorius

Well-Known Member
A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?"

The student replies, "At Harvard, you don't end a sentence with a preposition."

The kid says, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, ***hole?"
 
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