Wednesday Winter
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You really should let people know that these are not actual quotes from these people. Some people aren't aware enough to know that John Lennon died a quarter of a century before Twitter was started.Mo celeb funny quotes
1. “Life is like a box of chocolates. Unless you’re allergic to chocolate, then it’s like a box of EpiPens.” – Tom Hanks
2. “Remember, life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans… and tweeting about it.” – John Lennon
3. “Life is like a game of chess. But who the heck knows how to play chess?” – Kanye West
4. “In life, don’t just reach for the stars. Steal their spotlight.” – Madonna
5. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my… wait, I only have a worst.” – Marilyn Monroe
6. “In the great banquet of life, some of us are steak, some are potatoes. And then there are those who are the salad bar.” – Gordon Ramsay
7. “Life is like a concert. Sometimes you just gotta stage dive and trust that people won’t drop you.” – Ozzy Osbourne
8. “In life, never trust anyone who doesn’t laugh at your jokes.” – Jerry Seinfeld
9. “Life is like a rerun of ‘Friends’ – sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s heartwarming, but after a while, you realize you’ve seen this episode before.” – Jennifer Aniston
10. “Life’s a climb, but the view is great… unless you’re afraid of heights.” – Miley Cyrus
11. “Life is like a roller coaster. It’s fun, it’s exciting, and sometimes you might throw up.” – Chris Rock
12. “Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” – Oprah Winfrey