Joke of the Day

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  1. alkayman

    alkayman Active Member

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    I was at the bookstore the other day, and came across some interesting reads:


    "Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit and Betty Wont: illustrated by Doris Locked

    "All My Friends are Stiff" By Mort Urary


    Edited because something may have not been proper.
     
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2017
  2. spnnr

    spnnr Active Member

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    My grandpa was a pack rat-he would collect and hoard everything he got his hands on..he died while holding a grenade in WW2..
     
  3. viperwolf ko

    viperwolf ko Member

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    There are thirty cows in a field and twenty-eight chickens, how many didn't?










    Ten. 30 cows, 20 ate chickens.
     
  4. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
     
  5. Nicholas the Freelancer

    Nicholas the Freelancer New Member

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    Read and lead rhyme, and so do read and lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead, nor read with lead. Funny language, English.
     
  6. freshmeboy

    freshmeboy Member

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    W-H-A-T.....S-O-M-T-I-M-E-S.....N-E-V-E-R....amazing what you remember from your youth...good riddle
     
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  7. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway that it's adopted?
     
  8. viperwolf ko

    viperwolf ko Member

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    Throw me out of the window and you leave a grieving wife. Bring me back through the door and you see someone giving life. What am I?
     
  9. viperwolf ko

    viperwolf ko Member

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    The letter N. Window - N = Widow(grieving wife) Door + N = Donor(someone giving life)
     

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