Joke of the Day

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  1. Airlyn

    Airlyn Active Member

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    During my 20th year school reunion I got together with a couple of friends. As we rode around getting caught up on current events with each other I realized times had really changed....
    First friend, how do you like my diamond ring? My husband bought it for me for our 5th wedding anniversary.
    I reply, "That's nice."
    Second friend, How do you like my mink coat? My husband bought it for me for our tenth anniversary.
    My reply, "That's nice.
    Third friend, How do you like my Jag? My husband bought it for me for our 15th anniversary.
    I calmly reply, "Thats nice."
    The dreaded question comes...
    What did your husband do for you?
    He sent me to finishing school.
    Well, why did he send you to finishing school???
    So I could learn to say, "That's nice, instead of kiss my ass bitch."
     
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  2. Praetorius

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    The past, the present and the future all walked into a bar.

    It was tense.
     
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  3. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    I've decided to sell the vacuum. It's just collecting dust.
     
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  4. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    If the opposite of pro is con, does that mean the opposite of progress is Congress?
     
  5. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    I was banned from the airport last week. Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane.
     
  6. Praetorius

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    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam.”
     
  7. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    Be careful when you blindly follow the masses, sometimes the 'm' is silent.
     
  8. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    What ended in 2000?

    1999
     
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  9. sloppyjoeslayer

    sloppyjoeslayer Well-Known Member

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    Just a recommendation but for jokes like that might be better to put the answer in a spoiler.
     
  10. Praetorius

    Praetorius Active Member

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    After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
     
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  11. Agent327

    Agent327 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't help. It didn't get any better.
     

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