During my 20th year school reunion I got together with a couple of friends. As we rode around getting caught up on current events with each other I realized times had really changed.... First friend, how do you like my diamond ring? My husband bought it for me for our 5th wedding anniversary. I reply, "That's nice." Second friend, How do you like my mink coat? My husband bought it for me for our tenth anniversary. My reply, "That's nice. Third friend, How do you like my Jag? My husband bought it for me for our 15th anniversary. I calmly reply, "Thats nice." The dreaded question comes... What did your husband do for you? He sent me to finishing school. Well, why did he send you to finishing school??? So I could learn to say, "That's nice, instead of kiss my ass bitch."