Joke of the Day

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  1. Praetorius

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    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
     
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  2. Praetorius

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    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
     
  3. Praetorius

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    Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
     
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    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
     
  5. Hootengoben

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    If the opposite of a Pro is a Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress
     
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  6. Praetorius

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    Nurse 1: Have you heard? The doctor's been suspended because he keeps yelling all people at the time.

    Nurse 2: Really? Why was he yelling so much?

    Nurse 1: He had his patience tested. It came back negative.
     
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  7. Praetorius

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    What do you call a steak that fell on the floor?

    Ground beef.
     
  8. Praetorius

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    "Do you want to hear a ghost joke?"

    "Not really."

    "That's the spirit!"
     

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