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Discussion in 'Game Room' started by apebble, May 28, 2012.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
If the opposite of a Pro is a Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress
Nurse 1: Have you heard? The doctor's been suspended because he keeps yelling all people at the time.
Nurse 2: Really? Why was he yelling so much?
Nurse 1: He had his patience tested. It came back negative.
What do you call a steak that fell on the floor?
"Do you want to hear a ghost joke?"
"That's the spirit!"