Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Game Room' started by apebble, May 28, 2012.

  1. RazorbackPirate

    RazorbackPirate Well-Known Member

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    And 'Alcohol Abuse' is when you do.
     
  2. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Dishes

    Dishes who?

    Dishes a terrible joke
     
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  3. BlackSand the Sly

    BlackSand the Sly Active Member

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    A group of engineers had gathered for a conference and decided to challenge each other. As part of the challenge the engineers of each class were charged with the task of justifying how God would most likely be their class of engineer.

    The mechanical engineers were quick to explain how God would be suited to their class. They explained how God would need to be proficient in mechanical engineering to make the body’s muscles, tendons, and joints work while remaining structurally sound.

    The electrical engineers were quick to interrupt and make the case that without the brain a nervous system the mechanical side would have no chance of working.

    Finally the civil engineers reluctantly made their case. They simply presented the idea that only a civil engineer would run a sewer main through a playground.

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  4. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    If olive oil is made from olives, then that means that baby oil is made of...
    :eek:
     
  5. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    A man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" is the same as a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes".
     
  6. foe999999

    foe999999 New Member

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    Q: What's a Jewish dilemma?

    A: Free ham
     
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  7. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    Man, sometimes I want to post here, but I remember that a lot of the jokes that I know only make sense in Spanish. Oh, well.
    Anyways, here's a joke...

    What travels around the world, but stays in the corner?
    A stamp.
     
  8. UBERhelp1

    UBERhelp1 Active Member

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    A woman has 5 cousins: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday What's the name of the fifth cousin?
    What's. The name of the fifth cousin is "what's." Reread the question! :p
     
  9. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    How many Mexicans does it take to build a...

    Oh, wow, they’re done already.
     
  10. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    How many anime characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one, but it takes between 6-10 episodes.
     
  11. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    So a man gets married to a girl and there’s a wedding and all that crap.
    Years later, they divorce, and the man marries a second time. There’s another wedding. Same guests arrive to said wedding. Everything is going smoothly.
    The groom’s best man decides to have a toast. He starts off by saying, “Welcome back, everyone!”
     
  12. RumpelstilzcheN

    RumpelstilzcheN Member

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    how many times does it take to post here before winning something;
    one hundred trillion plus
     
  13. Super Catanian

    Super Catanian Well-Known Member

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    How do you make a strawberry shake?
    Put it in a blender. It will shake in horror, and become a shake at the same time.
     

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