Here, let me help you.Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
Because their trunks kept falling down!
What?There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?"
The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
The mathematician said, "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof."
The physicist declared, "It's in the magnitude of 1x101."
The logician paused for a long while and then said, "This problem is solvable."
The social worker said, "I don't know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.
The attorney stated, "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."
The trader asked, "Are you buying or selling?"
The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "What would you like it to be?"
What?
To be more fun, are you an accountant? Looooooool
It´s a joke about the perspective of each profession in relation of the question 2+2
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Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: "I wonder why aren't we getting any ducks, Ole?"
"I don't know. I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough."
why did the baseball player run away from home?
his coach told him to make a home run!!!
idk its just funnyWouldn't he be running towards home in that case?
idk its just funny
This kind of funny but it seems like an insult because I'm blonde.A mathematician supplemented is teaching income by giving public lectures. One day his agent called to tell him he had a lecture for him at the hotel that night. Meeting his agent at the hotel, the agent takes him to a large room, filled to capacity. Looking around, he sees the audience consists entirely of blondes. He turns to his agent and says "I can not do this. These people are incapable of understanding my lecture." One of the blondes who overheard him stood up and said "That's very unfair of you. You are guilty of thinking in stereotypes. You should give us a chance." "Okay, said the mathematician, what is Einstein's theory of relativity?" " I don't know",said the blonde. The mathematician shook his head, then heard the audience chant "Give her another chance." So the mathematician said "What is the square root of 100?" The blonde guessed "25?" The mathematician shook his head, and the audience chanted "Give her another chance." So the mathematician said "What is 2 + 2." The blonde answered "4?" The audience chanted "Give her another chance."