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Jokes to ease the pain of FoE or Real Life.

Discussion in 'Odhrorvar Drama' started by braeden12323, Nov 15, 2014.

  1. braeden12323

    braeden12323 Active Member

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    [h=3]Why is six afraid of seven?

    Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those , mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

    Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.[/h]Just a note...I did not come up with this joke...:tree:
     
  2. That wasn't very funny, it actually kinda made me sad... On another note, a joke:

    I asked the librarian if they had a book on how to win an argument with my wife.

    "Not a chance!", said the librarian.

    "That's the one", I replied.

    --------------------------------------------------


    I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha.
    "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas."
    The guy was fuming. "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!" he raged. "I'll just have to have a latte!" He went and sat down.

    I went to the counter and said, "I'll have a large latte too, please."
    They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.

    So I told them my name was Mocha.
     
  3. Fred De Rome

    Fred De Rome New Member

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    Good one! Mocha
     
  4. DreadfulCadillac

    DreadfulCadillac Well-Known Member

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    LOL so funny:);)
     

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