DeletedUser4072
I Drill a whole a mile down to the ant and drop antimatter which then creates a black hole. It consumes the planet, the ant, and all his ant friends with him....
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DeletedUser
The black hole is actually a worm hole which leads to the gamma sector. An argosian 3 legged jabberwocky has a new delicacy - ant.
DeletedUser2785
I ban you all for cruelty to ants. Peta steps in saves all the ants, and forces us to rename the game Save the ant. *doing my best corky imitation* GAME OVER i WIN!
DeletedUser4072
Sorry this isn't the ban game. I'm glad that P(eople) E(ating) T(he) A(nts) has all the rights to keep save the ants for their delicious chocolate covered goodness.
DeletedUser
P(eople) E(xcited) for T(orturing) A(nts) shouldn't control the game room, but since they do...
I put the ant in a trench and blow it to shreds with my progressive era rapid fire cannon
I put the ant in a trench and blow it to shreds with my progressive era rapid fire cannon
DeletedUser
I reboot the matrix’s OS and the ant wakes up in the vat, but lacking opposable thumbs is unable to free itself and drowns.
DeletedUser
But wait, it's not dead! It comes back alive! But now it's back in the matrix, and somehow the matrix crashes, and the ant dies 
DeletedUser2785
But as required by the story, the ant is not truly dead and spends 9 days watching Friday the 13th movies, and dreams it is revived as JSON. But the IT folks at INNO finally step in and almost kill the ant.
DeletedUser
I dug the ant up and dusted it off, but then it bit me so I dropped it on the sidewalk and stepped on it.
DeletedUser25385
But the ant is living in the walking dead series so it came back to life to eat the ants of the living, until I cut its head off.
DeletedUser23123
I found the headless ant and pick it up including it head. Took it back to my Mad Scientist Lab. Pin it head back on and filled the ant with Reanimated Juice. It began to switch violently, breaking through the glass box that I put it in. The ant started to come after me. I stumble back and crash into the counter. I look and see a bottle of acid. I pop the top and pour it on the ant. I stood there and watch as the ant dissolve in to a liquid goo.
DeletedUser25760
The acid was really sugar water, so I scooped up the ant & threw it to some baby bird to eat.
DeletedUser6163
Baby bird pooped the ant on the sidewalk and the ant starts to walk away to a nearby playground where I sadistically light him on fire.
DeletedUser23123
I saw the fire and pour my Slurpy on it. Seen the ant moving away and ran it over with my Tonka Truck.
(Starting to feel bad about the ant guys)
(Starting to feel bad about the ant guys)
DeletedUser25760
Stops the Tonka Truck, then puts the ant into a small missile & shots it to the sun to burn to a crisp.
DeletedUser23123
Called Superman up to save the ant, which he did. Then he told me that the ant started to bite him so, he toss him in the Milky Way Black Hole.
DeletedUser25385
Thankfully Yuri Gagarin from our side quest was hanging out in space and the ant held onto his spaceship for safety, but when the ship returned to earth, the ant burned up entering back into he atmosphere
babsy57
Member
The blazing debris fell from the sky and landed on my cement patio. By the time I got the broom to clean up the mess, the blaze had gone out. As I swept, a colorful foggy mist appeared. It was then I realized, a sparkling mystical stardust within the debris, had brought the ant back to life. The ant and I instantly, although very briefly, bonded. He told me of wild adventures and of his many near death encounters. I got bored with such fiction and asked if he wanted to play a game of “William Tell”. I was eager and most pleased, to be the first to take a shot at the apple. I pulled back the arrow and slowly aimed my shot. To my surprise, before I could shoot, his tiny head and many legs could no longer support the granny smith apple upon his head and it fell on his whole body. I scooped him up and went to the emergency vet. The vet tried everything, but the poor ant was to far gone. Oh, I will miss that ant and sure he is now in ant heaven.
DeletedUser25760
The Ant was sent back to earth from Heaven because it had more unfinished business. It landed on a driveway safely, but was smash to death by a Semi-truck as it backed out.
DeletedUser11463
The smashed ant parts were resurrected into a Contemp Era Ultra AP whereupon it was promptly shredded by an FE railgun. Then the fighters all got out and started tap dancing dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.