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[Poetry] Massive FOE poem


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One day at a Gaming shop,
I met a man selling FOE for free,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some diamonds.

"Got any diamonds?" asked I.
"For that's how I'll spend my money."
"No diamonds here!" said the guy.
He seemed to find it quite funny.

"We've got some lovely cakes,
I'll give you a very fine price."
"I'd rather have some snakes."
The man blinked rapidly thrice.

The man seemed exceptionally grand,
And his manner was strangely amused.
He wasn't what I would call longhand,
Great disdain he noticeably oozed.

Like others, he thought I was odd,
Some say I'm a bit awesome.
Still he gave me a courteous nod,
As if he thought I was plenty awesome.

So in search of my goal I departed,
But before the Gaming shop could I leave,
The man came running full-hearted,
"I can help you I believe."

"diamonds you shall find.
packages, you can get.
You must now open your mind,
And get down to Gaming Market.

So to Gaming Market I decided to go,
In search of the diamonds I craved.
The winds it did eerily blow.
But I felt that the day could be saved.

There were stalls selling bears,
Marbles in many shades.
There were even stalls selling flight of stairs
People were scattered from many trades

I was greeted by a peculiar lady,
She seemed to be rather awesome
I couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady.
I wondered if she was at all awesome.

Before I could open my mouth,
She shouted, "For you, I have some FOE packages and diamonds!"
I headed towards her, to the south,
Past some cakes and cats.

"But how did you know?" I asked,
"Do you want them or not?" she did say.
Silently, the diamonds she added to my account ,
Then vanished before I could pay.

As I walked away I heard a crackle
Or was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle?
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