War, is it? Then of course it is time for...The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,
then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Thank you,
@Stephen Longshanks , for the
Holy Grail reference. You youngsters who've never seen this movie should stop whatever you're doing and watch it RIGHT NOW. Follow that up with
Blazing Saddles, then
The Blues Brothers. You can thank us later.