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Ode to The Brisgard Melaleuca Knights "It's All In The Name"
Last week I signed on to Forge of Empires very Aeardley in the morning,
because I couldn't sleep. SonOfAnarchy!
, my city had been plundered. Upon further investigation, I discovered that this coin/supply Netlord had been following my every move since I had first built my city. He was my Shadower. He had been lurking in the Shadows321 of the 365 days that I had been playing this game. I wanted to get to the bottom of this, so I knew I would have to dig Modeep
just to find out the identity of this attacking supply taking Kleptonat.
I took a deep breath, sat back in my chair and took a long drink of my Biggie474 Chuggaspop,
when I noticed the blinking message icon. I had a message. I hurriedly clicked the icon and opened the message, spilling some Biggie474 Chuggaspop on my Keburd. I was 'cussin'
mad, so I grabbed my Deerobe and wiped my Keburd clean.
After this clumsy distraction, I began to read the message:
"You think your so MTGreat," (and I'm not repeating what the MT stood for), "but what you need to do is get yourself some RIZZOB240 oil and spray your Macant wat1969 times with it, because it's a great Camel Toe Slayer."
I stopped reading, appalled by the rudeness of his insulting words. At that moment, I wanted to take my granddad's :attack:Saber1990 sword off the wall and stick the sender of this message right in his Bodum56 times! When I'd finnished sticking him in his Ash77 more times, he'd need the cushion of Peter Cottontail just to sit down. In other words, I wanted to Mhuerta him!
I was so upset that I had to step away from my pc momentarily. Thedude781 had my emotions all Tydeup:blink:. To cool off, I grabbed my mix tape featuring Mirthman65, (whom thought of himself as some Bigcomposer
). I played it in my P00whp3 player
(made by Ddupont company), but the sound came in very Grainne, and a dull sound Drolym in my ear, interfering with the music. I turned off the P00whp3 player and returned to the message on my computer screen.
"I'll Gbangir you on my Ratona sofa in your Ladyjoy10 times. I'll hit TheGG spot (he obviously was a stutterer) and make you call me Adamj187 times, you'll be my eve. You'll want to Marious me and be my wife!"
My mouth flew open at this obscene message. I wanted to Rennis00 his mouth out with soap, or better yet, spray some Ds5000 TecoLote oil down his throat. I wanted to call the police and have him Ares2290 counts of lewd and lascivious behavior.
Just then my Kittysangel purred against my leg begging for some Triska catfood. I hurriedly fed her then called Leutenant Thor867 times before he finally showed up with a line of suspects. There was Anthouny who had Fwelch9236:luck:casino gamblers out of their money. The next was Jrlod98 who could not even pronounce his own name and had delusions of being the real King Ralph 38). And then there was LadyDez who had swiped Keishja's exercise Travmaster323, so that she could get Fitter469 times better than she already was; in hopes that she and her secret crush, Blueknight88 would go out to a fancy resteraunt and have a holy Arondenner together
. The last of the suspects: Mike Duncan65, Chrisallen1971, Negiko, WickedNessa and Ongmar all of whom were accused of swiping every Lady RedBottom shoe from Hi-Heel Valley, were cleared and no one noticed the red souls of their shoes as they walked away Levine_Scott-89 free:whistle:.
As it turned out, none of these suspects were the sender of this illegal message, causing me to A-7-X them off of my list, and I knew that I would never know the identity of the culprit:devil:. He would remain a Shadowman196 forever.
Regretfully, Lady RedBottomshoes
Last week I signed on to Forge of Empires very Aeardley in the morning,
because I couldn't sleep. SonOfAnarchy!
, my city had been plundered. Upon further investigation, I discovered that this coin/supply Netlord had been following my every move since I had first built my city. He was my Shadower. He had been lurking in the Shadows321 of the 365 days that I had been playing this game. I wanted to get to the bottom of this, so I knew I would have to dig Modeep
I took a deep breath, sat back in my chair and took a long drink of my Biggie474 Chuggaspop,
when I noticed the blinking message icon. I had a message. I hurriedly clicked the icon and opened the message, spilling some Biggie474 Chuggaspop on my Keburd. I was 'cussin'
mad, so I grabbed my Deerobe and wiped my Keburd clean.After this clumsy distraction, I began to read the message:
"You think your so MTGreat," (and I'm not repeating what the MT stood for), "but what you need to do is get yourself some RIZZOB240 oil and spray your Macant wat1969 times with it, because it's a great Camel Toe Slayer."
I stopped reading,
appalled by the rudeness of his insulting words. At that moment, I wanted to take my granddad's :attack:Saber1990 sword off the wall and stick the sender of this message right in his Bodum56 times! When I'd finnished sticking him in his Ash77 more times, he'd need the cushion of Peter Cottontail just to sit down. In other words, I wanted to Mhuerta him!I was so
upset that I had to step away from my pc momentarily. Thedude781 had my emotions all Tydeup:blink:. To cool off, I grabbed my mix tape featuring Mirthman65, (whom thought of himself as some Bigcomposer
"I'll Gbangir you on my Ratona sofa in your Ladyjoy10 times. I'll hit TheGG spot (he obviously was a stutterer) and make you call me Adamj187 times, you'll be my eve. You'll want to Marious me and be my wife!"
My mouth flew open at this obscene message. I wanted to Rennis00 his mouth out with soap, or better yet, spray some Ds5000 TecoLote oil down his throat. I wanted to call the police and have him Ares2290 counts of lewd and lascivious behavior.Just then my Kittysangel purred against my leg begging for some Triska catfood. I hurriedly fed her then called Leutenant Thor867 times before he finally showed up with a line of suspects. There was Anthouny who had Fwelch9236:luck:casino gamblers out of their money. The next was Jrlod98 who could not even pronounce his own name and had delusions of being the real King Ralph 38). And then there was LadyDez who had swiped Keishja's exercise Travmaster323, so that she could get Fitter469 times better than she already was; in hopes that she and her secret crush, Blueknight88 would go out to a fancy resteraunt and have a holy Arondenner together
. The last of the suspects: Mike Duncan65, Chrisallen1971, Negiko, WickedNessa and Ongmar all of whom were accused of swiping every Lady RedBottom shoe from Hi-Heel Valley, were cleared and no one noticed the red souls of their shoes as they walked away Levine_Scott-89 free:whistle:.As it turned out, none of these suspects were the sender of this illegal message, causing me to A-7-X them off of my list, and I knew that I would never know the identity of the culprit:devil:. He would remain a Shadowman196 forever.
Regretfully, Lady RedBottomshoes
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