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[UBERhelp1]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations

 

[Super Catanian]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from

 

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Congress

 

[RazorbackPirate]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without

 

[UBERhelp1]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants.

 

[RaveWolf]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So

 

[DreadfulCadillac]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he

 

[Super Catanian]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued

 

[DeletedUser]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook

 

[UBERhelp1]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter,

 

[Super Catanian]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,

 

[DeletedUser]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek

 

[Super Catanian]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and

 

[RazorbackPirate]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the

 

[RaveWolf]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the rest

 

[DeletedUser]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the rest. Gilligan

 

[Super Catanian]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the rest. Gilligan traveled

 

[RaveWolf]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the rest. Gilligan traveled far

 

[DeletedUser]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the rest. Gilligan traveled far from

 

[Super Catanian]

"Once, Twice, and three times," said Trogdor the Troll Burninator. He soz another one a shrubbery bring some wine for sobriety tests. But, more beer rutabaga. Me and my shadow strolling quietly through sunlit jailyards. My left quadricep hurts when plainclothesmen whack it pleasurably while watching Christmas carolers dig graves for Santa and his elves. Meanwhile, back in Whoville, peas slurped and chomped while the rabbits from Rabbitville that had purple toenails after mating wondered what foxes say when caviar gets fried with babies and gasoline. Hilariously, Bogner the Oaf fried tomatoes in whale legs along the Danube. Also, Bogner's aardvarks frolicked carefree with tires that smelled tire-y while burning. Unfortunately, proof that Bogner was an idiot was discovered, resulting in investigations from Congress without warrants. So he sued Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Newsweek, and the rest. Gilligan traveled far from Bogner,