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Outrageous Weakness

DeletedUser29404

But you collapse under the weight if your own ego....
I can Warp Time.
 

Freshmeboy

Well-Known Member
But only after drinking a gallon of castor oil with a double helping of moo goo gai pan.....I have the power of X-Ray and night vision...
 

Darth Mole

Well-Known Member
But only when in a room full of idiots.
I have super mole burrowing power

(apologies this was in reference to a post about 4 back!)
 

DeletedUser29404

Your extremely susceptible to commom viruses and bugs....the common cold will kill you.
I have the Power of Controling the Weather
 

DeletedUser

...which is, unfortunately, constantly plugged by the mud you have the power to burrow through.
I have the ability to know exactly what my wife wants to hear...
 

Freshmeboy

Well-Known Member
I bow to your superpower, Mr. Longshanks, for you are truly gifted....I, however, can split 18 inch oak logs with my fingertips....
 

DeletedUser28670

I bow to your superpower, Mr. Longshanks, for you are truly gifted....I, however, can split 18 inch oak logs with my fingertips....
But you can only do that once in a lifetime.
I, myself, can warp time to do my bidding.
 

DeletedUser

But you can only bid at auctions...I can create matter from energy..
Unfortunately, you are listless and have no energy.
I have the ability to post on the internet in complete sentences without abbreviations.
 
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