Outrageous Weakness

Discussion in 'Game Room' started by Lucifer1904, Feb 3, 2017.

  1. Robbenn

    Robbenn New Member

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    But it hums 24/7 and you can't make it stop.
    I can turn myself into an apple and bite people's faces off.
     
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  2. Darth Mole

    Darth Mole Well-Known Member

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    But, alas, you can't turn back. Apple Face.

    I can see all the colors of the spectrum except Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet
     
  3. freshmeboy

    freshmeboy Well-Known Member

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    That's because your eyes are covered by a red cloth.....I can break wind and glass at the same time....
     
  4. maverick777123

    maverick777123 New Member

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    Which renders the whoever smelt it dealt rule invalid among you and your friends...
    I can eat a whole large pizza (with anchovies!) in a single session.
     
  5. Darth Mole

    Darth Mole Well-Known Member

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    Lasting only 36 hours

    I have one brown eye that sees left handed people in a crowd and one blue eye that can spot a dolphin in a room full of porpoises.
     
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  6. freshmeboy

    freshmeboy Well-Known Member

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    And when you cross your eyes you are left with one big green eye that sees only left handed porpoises...I, however, can mold molten gold into jewelry with my fingers...
     
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  7. maverick777123

    maverick777123 New Member

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    Unfortunately, all the jewelry can only be worn by Mr T... I, however, can skip at supersonic speeds.
     
  8. Lord Muggle

    Lord Muggle Well-Known Member

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    But you can only skip on Saturdays.
    I can access the Internet anytime, without a device.
     
  9. Darth Mole

    Darth Mole Well-Known Member

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    Simply by plugging your genitals into any telephone socket.

    I can guess the weight of any guest at a party to 50% accuracy.
     
  10. Lord Muggle

    Lord Muggle Well-Known Member

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    But you never get invited to parties, as you are a party pooper.
    I can see in the dark.
     
  11. freshmeboy

    freshmeboy Well-Known Member

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    But only when you carry a flashlight...I can create gravitational vortices that can stop or speed up entire planets by using the dead language of an unknown ancient Mayan culture...
     
  12. Stephen Longshanks

    Stephen Longshanks Well-Known Member

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    ...or you could, if the language wasn't dead and the culture wasn't unknown.
    I can detect sarcasm in typed remarks...
     
  13. freshmeboy

    freshmeboy Well-Known Member

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    But only remarks typed by members of the Hadzabe tribe of Tanzania in their native tongue...I can deflect objects in the atmosphere by controlling the wind....
     
  14. Stephen Longshanks

    Stephen Longshanks Well-Known Member

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    ...but only by speaking in the dead language of an unknown Mayan culture while standing in Tanznia.
    I can do things to you make your heart feel glad...
     

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