Robbenn
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But only till 1957
I have a mongoose called Dave who can hum the first 3 bars of 'Happy Birthday'
But it hums 24/7 and you can't make it stop.
I can turn myself into an apple and bite people's faces off.
But only till 1957
I have a mongoose called Dave who can hum the first 3 bars of 'Happy Birthday'
That's because your eyes are covered by a red cloth.....I can break wind and glass at the same time....
But you can only skip on Saturdays.Unfortunately, all the jewelry can only be worn by Mr T... I, however, can skip at supersonic speeds.
Simply by plugging your genitals into any telephone socket.But you can only skip on Saturdays.
I can access the Internet anytime, without a device.
But you never get invited to parties, as you are a party pooper.Simply by plugging your genitals into any telephone socket.
I can guess the weight of any guest at a party to 50% accuracy.
...or you could, if the language wasn't dead and the culture wasn't unknown.But only when you carry a flashlight...I can create gravitational vortices that can stop or speed up entire planets by using the dead language of an unknown ancient Mayan culture...
You just can't control where you end up. I can shoot elephants in my pajamas...Yea, it's called counterfeiting, pretty sure thats illegal
I can ride a bike with no handlebars