Well it all started when I was flying my canoe down the road at 70 cows an hour. Then I started to run out of shrimp legs which is what I use for fuel. So I pulled in to a gas station and a black cat crossed my path. I tried to go the opposite way but it crossed my path again. So there I was trapped and do you know how many doughnuts it takes to get to the moon? None because chickens don't have lips. Also it would be great to have some diamonds.