[Poetry] Short FOE Collection

[UBERhelp1]

RQ's
Clicking aimlessly
How the time flies by so fast
Only 5 FP.

GBG
Once there was a new feature,
and the guild thought it was a treasure.
They said, "Let's play!
I've got resources for days!"
Then "Poof" went goods into the aether.

RC Mode
How helpful this is
My city looks very nice
Need one tile more.

Forum
Nobody's on now
So I'm logged on to forums
Writing horrid poems.
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[Super Catanian]

So 3 haikus and a limerick. Nice!

 

[UBERhelp1]

So 3 haikus and a limerick. Nice!

I was going to do an epic version of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" but the rhymes weren't working out quite right.
The refrain was going to be: "Still not done now. RQ more."

 

[UBERhelp1]

Well, thought I'd put this here. I was bored and this came to me while just thinking. Not perfect, but close enough for me. Sung to the tune of Margaritaville.

High-Attritionville
Workin' on A1
D1 is all done.
All those advancements came at a price
Attrition's higher
My guild's on fire
Watching other guilds scramble is really nice

Wasted away again in high-Attritionville
Searchin' for my lost hundreds of rogues
Some people claim that the attack boost's to blame
But I know it's my auto-ing.

Just for no reason
We're winning the season
Nothing to show since all has been spent
I'm out of all my goods, should go plunder my hoods.
I haven't a clue where all my troops went.

Wasted away again in high-Attritionville
Searchin' for my lost hundreds of rogues
Some people claim that the attack boost's to blame
But I know it's my auto-ing.

I blew threw the North West
Guildies took the rest
Then I was spent, had to recover my troops
But the Traz is producing
What I will be using
To continue the push, for first, to hold on

Wasted away again in high-Attritionville
Searchin' for my lost hundreds of rogues
Some people claim that the attack boost's to blame
But I know it's my auto-ing.
Some people claim that the attack boost's to blame
But I know it's my auto-ing.

 

[WinnerGR]

The Addictive And Best Game Ever ,Forge Of Empires


Whose Forge Of Empires is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his Forge Of Empires a shake,
And laughs until her belly aches.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

FOE is Addictive, Best Game ever ,
But he has promises to keep,
After cake and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his gentle bed,
With thoughts of Guild Expeditions in his head,
He eats his jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the forging ahead.

 

[WinnerGR]

Prase for FOE

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your game is free,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
Mirrors are shiny,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
The game is addictive,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
My creations in this game are big,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms of HMA ,
The game is strategic,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
The game illuminating,
And so is your smile.

A Forge Of Empires is beautiful,
Just like you.




Praise for my poem from the web :


"I'm sure I've read something a bit like this before. I just can't work out where..."
- The Daily Tale

"An interesting twist on the old 'Roses are red' theme. The use of FOE this original in ways neither Shakespeare, Burns nor Victor Hugo could master."
- Zob Gloop

 

[WinnerGR]

Oh summer event

Where a smaller, boats paddles
Into the beaches,
Pirates on board ,
Ready for you to play ,
The summer event .




Praise for my poem from the web :


"The juxtaposition of boats and beaches is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale

"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Boats'. It went downhill from there."
- Enid Kibbler

"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the oh summer event."
- Hit the Spoof

"I felt that I was a boat .It was spooky. I hope to read more by WinnerGR . Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop

"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a boats. I can't believe WinnerGR has beaten me to it."
has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison

"Oh summer event is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic