The never ending story

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touched everyone who saw him so they would all die, and so ended the grim reaper's shame of the tutu wearing nutcracker waltz performance. Then he called for his Harley and rode to the next town where...

 

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he turned into ghost rider, flaming about he...................

 

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... lit up the ...

 

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streets with his rah- skull and his chain to whip some arce. He was going so fast and there were too many flames around, that he didn't notice the banana peel ahead! He slipped and drove off a cliff "O'DOYAL RULEZ!"

 

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To which the giant penguin said WANT TO TOUCH THE...

 

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pink salmon I have here?

 

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The salmon's survival instincts kick in, squirming out of the penguin's flippers and smacking on the beak with it's tail before it makes a dive for the ocean...

 

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and then a killer whale jumps up and eats the penguin.

 

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The penguin's friends then jump in and attack the killer whale cutting his...

 

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blow hole...

 

[DeletedUser2215]

but the penguin was hit by suprise as the whale blew him away with his "OTHER" blow hole and..........

 

[DeletedUser]

... as the penguin was being blown away whilst holding a blow hole in one flipper and it's sanity in another, it contemplated it's ex...

 

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wife and how much she smelled of fish, yummy fish...

 

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http://us.forgeofempires.com/?invitor_id=233359&world_id=us3&ref=player_invite_linkrl

 

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And then the player that made a pointless copy and paste of a link here got such a huge blast from the whales "other" blow hole that he got pink eye so bad he went blind. All this because that person wanted to be an annoying twit and the whale decided the story must go on!

 

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A marine biologist then makes the news after finding a killer whale with multiple blow holes...

 

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which the whale blew jcox3 a new one with ALL OF ITS MULTIPLE BLOWEYS...........

 

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... and came the grim reaper touching jcox3...

 

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and the whale because it had to many blow wholes and was a freak. So, because of this, the marine biologist was now considered a fraud as no one believed his story because the whale was gone.. where is his proof???

 

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THEN later discovered the whale was inside Jcox3.............