The poet who didn't know it.

[DeletedUser25252]

The Antiques Dealer has now set up stall in your city, and is looking forward to plying his business there. In honour of this new resident, we are having a limerick contest. Please complete the last 3 lines of the limerick below:

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
...



4 prizes of 250 diamonds each are on offer this month. All winners will be chosen at random on August 30th 2019. No coarse language please, folks!

*The rules may change at any given time

 

[Praetorius]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
I've a hundred kit, face, and gate
On my nerves they grate
Cleaning house really truly does blow.

 

[Nicholas the Freelancer]

He'd buy faces and gates
At ridiculous rates,
Then sell them to raise dough.

 

[DeletedUser37765]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
He'd sell ships and shrines
He wasn't very divine,
Rags to riches growing up in the snow

 

[Graviton]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided "All this rubbish must go".
Raising prices a bit more,
He slapped a sign on the door
That said, "Sale! Never so low!"

 

[BruteForceAttack]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go
to which I say amen bro, one man's rubbish is another man's treasure

 

[DeletedUser25795]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
So he traded his rusty longbow
for a very rare crossbow
and now he lives in a posh bungalow

 

[DeletedUser29353]

The Antiques Dealer has now set up stall in your city, and is looking forward to plying his business there. In honour of this new resident, we are having a limerick contest. Please complete the last 3 lines of the limerick below:

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go". play in Jaime

...



4 prizes of 250 diamonds each are on offer this month. All winners will be chosen at random on August 30th 2019. No coarse language please, folks!

*The rules may change at any given time

So he searched through his stash
of inventory trash
and gave tons of good stuff to Goodwill.

 

[spnnr]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
So he started of slow
and to every city he must go
with his treasures in tow

 

[UBERhelp1]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go"
He said, "Trade it in,
for its a bargain!"
But the trading: was far too slow.

And so, the AD of FOE Antique
Trades away all the relics chic
And the players took
Everything where they look
Getting all that they seek.

But then, eventually, as it must:
the old antiques relieved of dust-
traded away in the shop
with quite the unfair swap -
they all had gave in to rust.


Lol a triple limerick Kind of depressing though.

 

[DeletedUser40473]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
he had a building where all the trash would go
he used cash to trade for trash so then the money would flow

 

[Super Catanian]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided "All this rubbish must go".
So he went to his Inventory,
And spammed "delete" with his glory.
He had reaped what he had sowed.

 

[Jern2017]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".

He established his shop near the tavern
and he really would like to stay,
but he now needs a bouncer,
to keep all the drunkards away.

 

[barra370804]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
so he set up his stand
spread the news through the land
and his business was never slow

 

[Kranyar the Mysterious]

So he looked in his stash,
Hoping to make lots of cash,
But last week he deleted it all,
So of course he has the gall,
To demand from support that they give it all back.

 

[ProteusManifest]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
But his prices were too high,
and gems so rare, you'd cry,
so we're better off with a Nest of Crow.

 

[DreadfulCadillac]

There was a young Antiques Dealer from FOE
Who decided 'All this rubbish must go".
So he let me sell my rubbish!
At bargin rates, i gained alot, mmy city profited.
rotunas,, sets and more goyt offered,
all for the price of all the junk in my inventory!

 

[Jern2017]

Who are the winners?

 

[DeletedUser25252]

The winners are:

Praetorius
UBERhelp1
Graviton
ProteusManifest