On the first day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
A building without a place to pee.
On the second day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Two couples kissing,,, and a building without a place to pee.
On the third day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Three spilled mugs, two couples kissing... and a building without a place to pee!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs, two couples kissing... and a building without a place to pee!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Five arguing patrons, four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs, two couples necking... and a building without a place to pee!!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Six plates of sushi, five arguing patrons, four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs, two couples necking... and a building without a place to pee!!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Seven drunks a snoring, six plates of sushi, five arguing patrons, four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs, two couples fondling...
And a building without a place to pee!!!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Eight maids a serving, seven drunks a snoring, six plates of sushi, five arguing patrons, four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs,
Two couples fondling and... a building without a place to peeeee!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Nine naked dancers, eight maids a serving, seven drunks still snoring, six plates of bad sushi, five arguing patrons, four barrels of ale,
Three spilled mugs, two couples kanoodling and... a building with no place to peeeee!!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Ten Lords a leaking, nine naked dancers, eight maids a serving, seven drunks still snoring, six plates of bad sushi, five angry patrons,
Four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs, two couples spooning and... a building without a place to peeeee!!!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Eleven people puking, ten Lords a leaking, nine naked dancers, eight maids a squirming, seven drunks awaking, six plates of rotten sushi,
Five furious patrons, four barrels of ale, three spilled mugs, two couples cavorting and... a building without a place to peeee!!!!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my tavern gave to me...
Twelve drunkards dripping, eleven people puking, ten Lords a leaking, nine naked dancers, eight maids a squishing, seven drunks hungover,
Six plates of stinking sushi, five fighting patrons, four empty barrels, three broken mugs, two couples smoking and...
A Tavern that smells like a latrine!!!!
Arvahall - Rogue Alliance
