In-game name: Clem Williamson Snide
World: Noarsil
Answer: Her Majesty
First of all, it's by The Cute One and The Smart One. Second, it's a love song to Queen Elizabeth. Third, it's just plain funny.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
But she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day
I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah,
Someday I'm going to make her mine.