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When I Was a Newb

gaoptimize

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When I Was a Newb
(Too the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "When I Was a Lad")

When I was a newb to playing FOE,
I joined a big guild and collected FP.
I went to friends taverns' when empty
and polished up their decorations faithfully
(Chorus:) He polished up their decorations faithfully.
I polished them up so frequently that now I have all blueprints for the best GBs.
(Chorus:) He polished them so frequently that now he has all blueprints for the best GBs.
 
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When I was a newb, we had to go city to city to motivate/polish. Tower tournaments were the only game in town. There were no gvg, no ge, no gbg, no events and no special buildings. Contemporary was the last Era. We had to use a 3rd party flash app on our phones to collect our coins, supply and goods to keep from being plundered.
 
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