@TA152H is probably the only one who understood that this 'proposal' wasn't entirely serious, or at least acknowledged the possibility.
It's an interesting thought, though. GBs are a significant part of the game (evidenced by the overly-passionate responses here), that their positioning could certainly merit some thought and moving them around like any other 'normal' building could feasibly have some sort of penalty or cost associated with it for reasons outlined previously. Original proposal perhaps too extreme, but in discussions like this you typically start out extreme to really spark the discussion and then it gets dialed back.
It's still not ever going to make it past this thread, though.