• We are looking for you!
    Always wanted to join our Supporting Team? We are looking for enthusiastic moderators!
    Take a look at our recruitement page for more information and how you can apply:
    Apply

Impossible Questions

Gilliekins

Do you have all the answers?

Answer the person before you then pose your own impossible question.


Rules

1. No profanity
2. No double posts
3. Always answer before asking.


Example:

Player 1 - Answer

Why is Spongebob Squarepants square and his parents are round?


Player 2 - Genetic engineering

Why did the chicken cross the road?



I'll start with...


Why do people listen to rap music?
 

Diggo11

Because they go deaf after the first thirty seconds, before they have time to realise how horrid the "music" is :p

Why do people buy ipads religiously?
 

DeletedUser3125

Oranges are because they are another substance in our world and they were origianally bacteria that had some issues when they evolved.

Why is Apocalypse in 2 days?
 

DeletedUser3125

Because all boys are put in a box of hamsters when they are born.

When does the earth end?
 

DeletedUser3174

When the Vogons construct the Interstellar Bypass as has been foretold.

What is the best remedy for a saliva allergy?
 

DeletedUser3263

Because the English are weird and loved puns.

What is The Doctor's name?
 

DeletedUser2711

Julius No!

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?



opps
 

DeletedUser2982

What ever one you want just lean on it before someone to your left and right does, but if you get up its fair game.

How come astronauts do not dump there body waist into space ?
 
Last edited by a moderator:

DeM2

anything that's been to space is valuable on e-bay.:p


Why did it all end in a church.?
 

mb420

Because the writers wanted to piss us off...lol

Where do you put the toe-tag on a dead person who has no toes?
 

ObsidianDiego

As everyone knows, a man without his toes must have the tag put on his nose. The Pobble told me so, and this everyone knows.

Bubonic Plague or Hanta Virus?
 

DeletedUser3305

As everyone knows, a man without his toes must have the tag put on his nose. The Pobble told me so, and this everyone knows.

Bubonic Plague or Hanta Virus?
Bubonic with whip cream and a cherry on top.

If up is down and down is up. What is sideways?
 

DeletedUser3313

I feel like I stumbled into the wrong room. All of you need to take something for the pain.

Sorry. Sideways is what you have to do from the window seat of the plane when you have to get past the person in the middle and/or aisle seat.

How do we explain Ashton Kutcher to the aliens who conquer us?
 
Last edited by a moderator:

DeletedUser2690

We don't. We just let them have him for testing.

Why will a rock hit me in the back of the head if I throw it forward on a flat plain?
 

gimccla

Because it is a piece of petrified wood in the shape of a boomerang. Why am I?