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Wishing Well

DeletedUser

you wish for to be superman with out the weakness of kryptonite is granted but now your weakness comes from costume your wearing.

I wish i had a day off with out any distractions to happen to ruin it.
 

DeletedUser1862

Granted, you get a day off, but you sleep through it and end of having to go back to work the next day. I wish I could go through one day without being ordered to do anything.
 

DeletedUser5403

Granted, you have all of Friday, March 28th of 2014 to not follow orders; however, the Russians kidnap you on Saturday and you are forced to join the Russian military until the end of your life.

I wish it was summer!
 

DeletedUser6288

Granted, it is now summer... unfortunately the next ice age has come early and your house is buried under 2.5 miles of ice.
I wish I had a sack of White Castle hamburgers.
 

DeletedUser10762

You get a sack of white castle hamburgers but you gotta deal with harold and kumar while you eat them.....

I wish I didnt have pneumonia anymore :D
 

DeletedUser6147

You get over pneumonia, but picked up swine flu while at the hospital.

I wish I had an awesome new car.
 

DeletedUser1862

Granted, you get an awesome new car. It's driven to you by a teenager who just got their license and when it gets to you it's completely trashed. And when you go out to claim it, you get run over.

I wish I had a job.
 

DeletedUser

You get a job. You get fired the next day due to tough economic times. You become depressed, your mind spinning out of control. Suddenly, you shout HALLELUJAH as you decide to start your own company, and become super successful as a stock-broker tycoon. Then, as if you are in a dream, the floor vanishes beneath you, and you start to fall suddenly. YOU SNAP TO, lying in bed in your lower-class apartment as you realize you fell asleep watching The Wolf of Wall Street. You shed a tear, and go back to sleep.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.
 

DeletedUser

you get telekinesis but later find out its just a brain aneurysm you die wile floating in your house...

i wish this thread died along with telekinesis boy...

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LOOK AT THAT MY WISH ACTUALLY CAME TRUE...
 

DeletedUser17573

AngelDude said:
you get telekinesis but later find out its just a brain aneurysm you die wile floating in your house...

i wish this thread died along with telekinesis boy...

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LOOK AT THAT MY WISH ACTUALLY CAME TRUE...
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Granted, but then your reincarnated and come back to start the thread all over again.
 

DeletedUser10806

Well if that was a wish it came true and you are back at the start of thread again - however you were reincarnated as a hedgehog just about to attempt to cross a highway at rush hour. Good luck with that.
I wish I had a taco
 

DeletedUser

(skipped the last post, since it was referring to a post way earlier in this thread...)

Romawi said:
Well if that was a wish it came true and you are back at the start of thread again - however you were reincarnated as a hedgehog just about to attempt to cross a highway at rush hour. Good luck with that.
I wish I had a taco
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Wish granted... you have a delicious taco in your hand, and you eat it all up.... unfortunately it was made in a taco truck called "Wonderland Taco's" and the chef was Alice. With the help of the Mad Hatter, they make the Taco's with a special ingredient that shrinks you down to the size of a bug and the next person in line steps right on you.

I wish... I didn't have to wait so long for the "Walking Dead" to come back on TV
 

DeletedUser17462

Wish granted, only its real life zombies on the news and now they are breaking into your house and eating your brains for lunch.

I wish there weren't so many idiotic drivers on the road.
 

DeletedUser17898

Wish granted. No more idiotic drivers on the road, but now you must deal with idiotic pedestrians on the road.

I wish I had a gallon of gatorade.
 

DeletedUser9433

Wish granted but it was poured over your head.

I wish my WW's would produce more diamonds.
 
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