Ban you! game

[SomePlayer5000]

I ban you for this is the purpose of the game, no other reason than that.

I ban you for speaking the truth.

 

[Ebeondi Asi]

I ban you because no one should ever be banned for speaking or (in this case) writing the truth. Instead they should be banned for cheating lying stealing prevaricating bullying cruelty, harming others, deceiving others, etc.

Since we all do those things.. we all should be banned..... But at least not for telling the truth. But in the real word, some people get murdered for telling the truth, while endless crooks get praised for cheating lying stealing prevaricating bullying cruelty, harming others, deceiving others, etc.
Strange hey....

 

[Sharmon the Impaler]

Seems like ban phobia to me

 

[DragonRose516]

I ban you for not banning anyone and assuming that they might have a fear of banning.

 

[KingJMobile]

I ban you because I sometimes have banophobia and it takes me a while to ban too.

 

[Ebeondi Asi]

I ban you for not knowing the correct word of fear of banning is Apagorefteiphoba

 

[SomePlayer5000]

I ban you for not knowing the correct word of fear of banning is Apagorefteiphoba

I ban you because, let's be honest, why use a word like that when we could literally attach 'ban' and 'phobia' together?

 

[KingJMobile]

I ban you because I agree with you.

 

[Ebeondi Asi]

I ban you for being agreeable!!!

 

[Sharmon the Impaler]

I ban you for banning agreeable people in contravention of Sec 3 , P 21 , SubSec 9A of the Ban Game Accord signed in Madrid , Spain on Jan 23rd 1968.

 

[SomePlayer5000]

I ban you for banning agreeable people in contravention of Sec 3 , P 21 , SubSec 9A of the Ban Game Accord signed in Madrid , Spain on Jan 23rd 1968.

I ban you because that was over 50 years before the ban game was even created.

 

[Ebeondi Asi]

I ban you for crushing a funny post about the "fabled' origin of ban...

 

[SomePlayer5000]

I ban you for crushing a funny post about the "fabled' origin of ban...

I ban you because we have something called archived records. Go on, I'm waiting...

 

[Ebeondi Asi]

I ban you for getting 'testy'

 

[KingJMobile]

I ban you because both y'all are banning each other too much.

 

[Ebeondi Asi]

I ban you for arbitrarily making up meta-rules about the thread.

 

[Sharmon the Impaler]

I ban you for banning yourself.

 

[SomePlayer5000]

I ban you becuase you banned Ebeondi Asi for banning themselves.

I ban you for banning yourself.

 

[KingJMobile]

I ban you becuase you banned Ebeondi Asi for banning themselves.

I ban you because you didn't put the quote before your response.

I ban you becuase you banned Ebeondi Asi for banning themselves.

 

[DragonRose516]

I ban you for doing what you banned the previous player for, quoting twice the same player twice and not banning them for misspelling because.