Greifental Times

spnnr

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(courtesy from player QueenRebeccaSloan)

There has been some concern about the lack of presents under many a Christmas tree today. Kids woke up to the scent of perspiration as parents rushed about with wallets and mallets in hand as they sought to either bribe or pry open closed shops. Tears flowed as kids were seen lining up outside the
local police department as they stood in line waiting to take the bail of their red faced guardians who were being processed.

How could this happen? Had Santa fallen to a Rocket Man's Missile or new Visa requirements or maybe a wall or two? Maybe he got lost Jerusalem way as the zip codes have been changed suddenly and calls to Homeland security /FBI have gone unanswered..Where oh Where can he be?!
 
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spnnr

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Upon further investigation we have found Ole St. Nick..in the Nick...


When pressed for a comment the arresting Officer Ty Strap said " I like Turtles".

Stay Tune for more...

P.S. Could the kids of some parents please check your local police station , there are unclaimed parents awaiting your arrival.