King of the Hill

[DeletedUser2982]

As I lay there in your soft dirt and not so well made spikes that impaled my thigh, I think of your last words and thought that you play this game different then I did. Knowing that I couldn't let you claim your hill back, I pulled my leg of your spikes then proceeded up the hill with vengeance on the mind and pushed you off once again so you could play another day and said "My Hill"

 

[DeletedUser2646]

radio in 10 C-141 with payload of dirt to drop on your coordinates and burying you all.
then climb to the top
"My hill"

 

[DeletedUser]

I order the secret explosive charges under your feet to be detonated thereby reducing you and the hill to rubble.

It is MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser2982]

As I patiently wait in the distance for the debris to clear I noticed a real estate sign and called the agent to work a deal out and obtained a loan, now its officially "my hill"

 

[DeletedUser3263]

Unfortunately the mineral rights had been purchased decades before; the earth beneath it finally gives out, collapsing everything within a half-mile. One of the miners made it out alive and proclaims, "My...hill...or should I say hole?"

 

[DeletedUser]

I draw cryptic arcane symbols around the hole you have created, and use the powers of darkness to summon forth an army of infernal demons to bring forth black smoking rocks from the abyss to create a dark cairn that rips the lone survivor's soul from him and casts him into the void.

"Now, it is my hill."

 

[DeletedUser2501]

meanwhile, Standing atop MY HILL, I look down and see Obsidian declare that his smoking hole in the ground is a hill......

 

[DeletedUser]

And as you look over to the horizon, you see an army of shouting men in the distance running towards your hill to claim it for the glory of Rome! (signature picture) MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser4155]

No one has played this in over half a year....

That makes it my hill.

An lonely, sad hill not worthy of conversation but still...

My hill.

:0)

 

[DeletedUser]

No one has played this in over half a year....

That makes it my hill.

An lonely, sad hill not worthy of conversation but still...

My hill.

:0)

I posted a couple of days ago, so I woud love to see you take on a roman army for the hill. *Still my hill* =)

 

[DeletedUser3279]

Hires Flavius Odoacer to take the hill from the Romans in the name of me.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

Calls in Reinforcements from Rome, 13th Legion Arrives under command of Gaius Julius Caesar, reclaims the hill for the might and glory of Rome. Hoc est meum collis! ("This is my hill!")

 

[DeletedUser3279]

I use the Ritual Stone (Skyrim) to resurrect the first legion and Odoacer's army. My undead horde attacks without fear and knows no pain. Oh the horror the 13th Legion must experience as they are cut down by there once brothers in arms and restless enemy.

After the day long slaughter, I stand atop the hill and look down at what remains of my host and decide to use the Ritual Stone again. "Muahaha!" I say as I now have two undead Roman legions and Odoacer's army to protect my hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I offer a ritual sacrifice to Baal and watches as lightning incinerates each and every troop leaving nothing to reanimate then to strike the stone from that unmentionable thing and blasts it to shards, blinding Ozelotl with the shrapnel.

I then dump Ozelotl off the hill amidst the dust of the deceased, the tears of blood, and the wailing of the vanquished to claim MY HILL.

 

[DeletedUser]

The citizens of Rome and I gather around the statue of Zeus to pray. So that he may send us a mighty warrior to liberate our hill of this undead. Zeus sends forth Perseus! Riding atop Pegasus into battle, Perseus ravages through the ranks of the undead legions, clearing the hill of all evil for the glory of Rome!

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser]

JUPITER ignores your plea for getting his name wrong. Your entire post is disregarded.

 

[DeletedUser]

Perseus was the son of Zeus, your post was struck by lightening for getting his Lineage wrong.

 

[DeletedUser]

Zeus was a God of the Greeks. The Romans worshiped Jupiter. You tried to have Romans pray to a Greek god. You are stripped of your title and rank for heresy to Jupiter in attempting to worship a false god and sent to the front lines with no ration of salt.

Still my hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

haha you are so right. But I thought we were making up our own fantasies here, since people can use stones to resurrect armies, I would think since I wanted Perseus to come, I would have to ask Zeus. And considering the theme of the game, i'd say a "Statue of Zeus" was most appropriate since there is no "Statue of Jupiter" in this game. My Hill, for it is the will of the gods

 

[DeletedUser3279]

Blind eyes gaze up at Perseus and gives him an upraised eyebrow as the three argue. When the great hero stands over him, he just shakes his head and asks, "Why don't you just take the hill for own instead of listen to the squabbles of mortals?" He chuckles then dies after hearing the sounds of battle as Perseus attacks the hill from on high.

Perseus' hill.