DeletedUser
Too bad, I land my helicopter on you and it squashes you... my hill?
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DeletedUser4911
I blow up your helicopter with an RPG. MY HILL!!!!
DeletedUser
I don't even know what an RPG is... but okay, I set all of your Forge of Empires productions to 24 hours and make it so that you can't cancel it, and then you are bored to death waiting (almost to death, anyways), and then once you are almost dead, I attack and plunder all of your 24 hour productions and you die of dispair and roll down the hill and it is now my HILL! HA!
DeletedUser3279
RPG is Rocket Propelled Grenade... or Role Playing Game... anyway...
I tell Putin of your war crimes and he comes to diss you because "you'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP" and you run away in shame. For my good service, Vladimir awards me with my hill.
I tell Putin of your war crimes and he comes to diss you because "you'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP" and you run away in shame. For my good service, Vladimir awards me with my hill.
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DeletedUser
I inform the US army that you have enlisted the aid of a criminal and they come and arrest you ... mah hill!
DeletedUser
I was visited by aliens the other day and they were looking for you and asked me to show them where you were hiding and guess where we found you sitting?..on top of my hill.
DeletedUser
I show them that you have NO posts on this forum (0, zero, none), and they turn on you and somehow it becomes my hill again... how odd!
DeletedUser
i hand you a message transcribed in 1337 speak. your head promptly explodes upon reading it.
my hill!
my hill!
DeletedUser
I hand you a note from the top scientist of the world saying that it is not physically possible for a head to "explode" with only information, and you slink away in shame and it becomes my hill again.
DeletedUser4911
I tell a yo mama joke to the surrounding villagers, and them and I take your hill!
DeletedUser3279
Yo own mama is offended by the joke and drags you away by your ear. The villagers and I laugh a top my hill.
DeletedUser
Using my huge tractor/forklift machine, I slice the hill off the ground, pick it up, tip you and your little villager friends off of it, and carry it to my house where I set it down in an enclosed shield bubble that is impenetrable and cannot be broken into in any way from any direction. I climb on top of the hill, plant a sign that says "My Hill", and have a picnic.
DeletedUser
You pass out from lack of oxygen and fall on the shield generator's off switch. My Hill.
DeletedUser
i Glass the planet, GAME OVER *awesome pose*
DeletedUser3279
The build up energy from the imposing plasma blast causes the hill to quantum tunnel away into a different dimension. I, due to the alignment of the planets with my left pinky toe, conveniently quantum tunnels away to the same place as the hill. Contemplating the meaning of the universe and trying to calculate the probability of the hill and myself quantum tunneling to the same location, I sit alone in my own dimension of reality atop of my hill.
DeletedUser
You wake up and it was all a dream... you never really had the hill after all... how sad. 
However, the good news is that it was my hill all along, because I BOUGHT it with DIAMONDS. Since it is now my property, and since stealing is illegal, and you would go to jail if you tried it, so it will always be my hill, it is now PERMANENTLY my hill. And oh, what a lovely hill it is.
However, the good news is that it was my hill all along, because I BOUGHT it with DIAMONDS. Since it is now my property, and since stealing is illegal, and you would go to jail if you tried it, so it will always be my hill, it is now PERMANENTLY my hill. And oh, what a lovely hill it is.DeletedUser
I knock you down and take the hill. since posession is nine tenths of the law, the police are now on my side and arrest you for trespassing on my hill.
DeletedUser
I show the police a tape from my secret video camera of you knocking me down and taking MY hill. They arrest you, and award the hill to ME. Oh yes, they put you in a prison which is impossible to come out of once you are in.
DeletedUser4304
As Chief of Police, I determine that you are no better than DeM2, so I throw you in prison with him and you become bunk mates. I build a botanical gardens on top of the hill equipped with snipers, snares, and secret traps that will decimate anyone who comes near. My hill.
DeletedUser
*launches an intercontinental ballistic missile to destroy tangster's garden*
My hill, um, my radioactive rubble...?
My hill, um, my radioactive rubble...?