Wishing Well

[DeletedUser4072]

Wish granted, you now live under the over pass and beg for money at 35th and 3rd.

I wish the dodo bird was no longer extinct.

 

[DeletedUser]

With all the "dodos" in the world, how can you say they are extinct?

I wish for "Lasting Peace on Earth".

 

[DeletedUser5902]

Takes the challenge

Granted, but you have to suffer through the seven years of Tribulation on Earth

I wish to get to where I can live on my own quickly.

I have to suffer 7 years of tribulation? I won't be around after the Rapture!

 

[DeletedUser5500]

wish granted, although a few days later, a robbery happened and the world went back to its miserable self.

I wish that I had a mansion

 

[DeletedUser4072]

Wish granted but sadly your mansion was previously owned by hoarders, now you also own a mountain of trash and must bath in the birdbath since your bathroom and kitchen sinks are unusable.

I wish airlines would stop having delays, maintenance issues, and charging for checked luggage.

 

[DeletedUser5500]

wish granted, although the pres came up with the idea and it went back to norm
I wish i had a lamborghini reventon

 

[DeletedUser5902]

wish granted, although the pres came up with the idea and it went back to norm
I wish i had a lamborghini reventon

Not very original. Try something like this:
Wish granted, but because baggage fees are no more, tickets are more expensive and because there are no more delays, you keep missing your flight

 

[DeletedUser]

Wish granted, but the roads you drive on have the slowest traffic...I wish for mars to be my planet to rule.

 

[DeletedUser4072]

Wish granted but since there is no breathable atmosphere for inhabitants to live on. You find yourself very alone on your red planet.

I wish that all product packaging was recyclable.

 

[DeletedUser6081]

Wish granted, but now there is so much recycling that more forests have to be cut down to create recycling plants, which creates a global climate crisis
I wish I could go to space to set a record for being the youngest person

 

[DeletedUser]

Granted, but while docking with the international space station a problem arises and a 12 year old boy genius from Topeka MacGuyvers together his own ship to come save the day. Stealing all your glory.

I wish Firefly had never been cancelled.

 

[DeletedUser]

Wish granted, you are stuck in endless reruns. laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist!:laugh I wish the government would reinstitute the ban on TV adds by lawyers.

 

[DeletedUser]

wish granted. Now there are hundreds of paper ads on every wall you can see...by lawyers.

I wish that my internet would work properly

 

[DeletedUser2785]

Your internet now works properly, but thousands of tech support folks are now without work.

I wish everyone had affordable health care

 

[DeletedUser]

wish granted, but no chance during Obama's administration
I wish I hadn't wasted my whole day going from game to game

 

[DeletedUser6081]

Wish granted, but then you watch tv all day and still get nothing accomplished
I wish it wasn't so hot in the summer

 

[DeletedUser4072]

Wish granted. The polar caps melted and now the Summers are endlessly cold. And no more bikinis will be ever worn.

When a woman sweats why do they think that they glisten?

 

[DeletedUser2785]

Missing the wish here Stardust, think you went with the impossible question. Because females have a warped sense of reality.

I wish my wishes really did come true.

 

[DeletedUser]

Well, of all the wishes that you have made, that is the one wish that didn't come true.

oops

Somebody else make a wish. I gotta go quick right now.

 

[DeletedUser5821]

I'm just gonna lead of with dadnking's post and say...Your wishes come true,but everything goes screwy and they turn out wrong. I wish I was good at everything.