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Kill the Ant

DeletedUser

Kill the ant

Rules:

1. No profanity
2. Dont double post
3. BE CREATIVE ( this will fail if you dont)
4. What you do is, you revive the ant in anyway possible and the find a way to kill it; the next person will revive it and kill it, and so on (please atleast make it to 5 posts so i dont feel bad...)

Ill start:

I see the ant in its miserable glory, and I picked it up...AND I THROW IT ON THE GROUND!
 

DeletedUser

i buy a new ant with some extra diamonds and then stab it with the diamond
 

DeletedUser

I donate blood to the ant hospital he revives and I posion his ABC soup.
 

DeletedUser

i give the ant an antidote to the poison and he comes back...then i make abc soup and put him in
 

DeletedUser

i punch you in the gut and make you spit out they ant.then feed him to a starving grasshopper
 

DeletedUser

I resurrect the ant through the harnessing of a lightning bolt, the ant then terrorizes an entire town of people and I am forced to trap the ant in a tower and burn it down... Oh Wait...
 

DeletedUser

that was frankensteins tower and he rescued they ant but later chopped it up so he could have mandiables.
 

DeletedUser

But this reality was based in the matrix and the ant was able to reconstruct himself, but later tens of thousands of Mr. Smith stepped on the ant over and over past the end of time itself.
 

DeletedUser

untill keono reeves shows up kicks all the Mr.Smiths asses but while hes fighting they ant gets eaten by an even bigger ant
 

DeletedUser1993

Keono sees the smaller ants plight and pulls it out of the stomach of the bigger ant, thereby causing the bigger ant to die. Ice T kills Keono with his bad breath, steals the smaller ant and swallows the ant without chewing it. Then chases it with a cup of cocoa.
 

DeletedUser1692

I delicately lift the ant from the torrent of water, before gently setting it into the fireplace.
 

DeletedUser1769

But then santa falls down the fireplace and puts out the ant who trys to get to the cookies but picks the wrong one and is eaten while eating
 

DeletedUser

God my ANT he is in trouble as she picks him up and dusts him off and lets he sleep in her bed for protections....
 

DeletedUser3125

I went in a time machine and slugged Mr. Smith in the face. Then I took the ant home, made a huge ant hill for it, put it in, and then collapsed the entrance, trapping him with no food or oxygen.
 

DeletedUser2690

I dug the ant out and then put him back and put gasoline on the anthill. Then i caught it on fire (the anthill).
 

DeletedUser

I used Quick Revive to revive him, then knifed him to go back down.
 

DeletedUser

I used magic to revive the ant, used magic to make the ant better, used magic to teach the ant...

...then I used magic and decided the ant was better off a mile beneath the ground than above it.
 
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