Outrageous Weakness

[Lucifer1904]

Name a superpower
Next person names an outrageous weakness to that power then names their superpower
RULES
-No Double posting
-No Profanity
-Be creative

I will start

I can fly

 

[DeletedUser8152]

I can fly

But you can't land.

I have x-ray vision.

 

[Lucifer1904]

I have x-ray vision.

But you see things you don't want to see

I have super strength

 

[DeletedUser]

I farm Kryptonite.
I can see into the future and hear what people think.

 

[Lucifer1904]

But it is always about you.
I can shape-shift

 

[DeletedUser11463]

But the Federation hit you with a viral agent freezing you in the form of a table.
I can phase into other dimensions.

 

[Lucifer1904]

I can phase into other dimensions.

But it only lasts for 30 seconds at a time
I can shoot lasers from my eyes

 

[DeletedUser29404]

But the lasers are only strong enough to function as conference room pointers.
I have Invisibility.

 

[DeletedUser28670]

But the lasers are only strong enough to function as conference room pointers.
I have Invisibility.

But it only works when you don't want it to work, and doesn't work when you want it to.
I can move super fast

 

[Lucifer1904]

But the lasers are only strong enough to function as conference room pointers.
I have Invisibility.

Lol. That is good enough for me. I need that actually my pointers are always getting lost.

 

[Darth Mole]

But it only works when you don't want it to work, and doesn't work when you want it to.
I can move super fast

But you can only stop by hitting a wall.
I have super bendy limbs

 

[DeletedUser29404]

Which are rendered useless by anyone who has a paperclip straightened out.
I have the Power of Imagination

 

[DeletedUser31440]

Which are rendered useless by anyone who has a paperclip straightened out.
I have the Power of Imagination

But you can only imagine your failure.
I have the power to control electronics telepathically.

 

[Nicholas the Freelancer]

But if someone turns it off, you fall unconscious.
I can move through time.

 

[Freshmeboy]

Really..? Move through time..? That's your super power...? Sorry but ALL of us are moving through time....I however, can TRAVEL through time and space...

 

[DeletedUser28670]

Really..? Move through time..? That's your super power...? Sorry but ALL of us are moving through time....I however, can TRAVEL through time and space...

But you can never arrive at the destination you want to go to.
I have the superpower of having no weakness

 

[Lucifer1904]

But you can never arrive at the destination you want to go to.
I have the superpower of having no weakness

But it only works on Tuesdays. I have the power of creating infinite tacos.

 

[Freshmeboy]

But they taste like coriander and cumin bagels...I have the power to crush concrete with my fists...

 

[DeletedUser]

But they taste like coriander and cumin bagels...I have the power to crush concrete with my fists...

...but have no fine motor control, so every drinking vessel crumples in your hand.
I have the power of snarkiness...

 

[DeletedUser29404]

But as your a Mute, no one can hear you.
My power is Mind Control.