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Where Are The Children?

Jackshat

Jackshat

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Well, I know there's something else out there, because I caught a couple of sock aliens in the act of stealing a sock from the dryer.

I theorized once the drum reaches a certain rpm and temperature, some kind of interdimensional portal opens and lets them into our dryers.

Upon thrusting the dryer door open, I startled them and one of them left that substance you see on my Fruit of the Looms, before they escaped back through the portal. Sadly, I couldn't save the sock.

NASA and Space Command are enroute to debrief me.:pScreenshot_20230124_200411_Gallery.jpgScreenshot_20230124_200644_Gallery.jpg
 
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Ebeondi Asi

Ebeondi Asi

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wow they got you fer' sure.
You might like the cartoon series "Bump in the Night"
"Mr. Bumpy is a small green, purple-warted monster living under the bed of a ten-year-old boy, where he eats dirty socks..."
 
Johnny B. Goode

Johnny B. Goode

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Wyldon said:
Well, I know there's something else out there, because I caught a couple of sock aliens in the act of stealing a sock from the dryer.

I theorized once the drum reaches a certain rpm and temperature, some kind of interdimensional portal opens and lets them into our dryers.

Upon thrusting the dryer door open, I startled them and one of them left that substance you see on my Fruit of the Looms, before they escaped back through the portal. Sadly, I couldn't save the sock.

NASA and Space Command are enroute to debrief me.:pView attachment 20001View attachment 20003
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The sock aliens must not be able to find me, because I have literally never lost a sock in the laundry. And that's over 40 years of doing laundry fairly regularly.
 
stymie of Suwannee

stymie of Suwannee

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Like a family cat that wanders off forever, I hope and believe any freed sock found a good place to be and lived out it’s quality life, much longer than any sock or cat could.
 

SomePlayer5000

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for every house that gets demolished thats when people die. for every new residental place new people exist out of thin air. dont ask me how.
 
Mor-Rioghain

Mor-Rioghain

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I don't know about where the children/younglings went but my Dad had a theory on socks gone missing and it wasn't aliens. He believed that they were wire hangar larvae. It seemed a perfectly plausible theory to me.
 
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