Joke of the Day

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  1. Praetorius

    Praetorius Well-Known Member

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    Why do they call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements?

    Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
     
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    My ex-wife is a great housekeeper. When we split she kept the condo and the beach cottage.
     
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    What do martial artists serve at a party?

    All kinds of punch.
     
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    Thou shall not test me. - Mood 24:7
     
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    The reverse of coffee is eeffoc.

    I don't have eeffoc if I don't have my coffee.
     
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