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Joke of the Day

joeyto

joeyto

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How much space could a spaceship ship if a spaceship could ship space?.

I got plenty more of where those came from, and as far as I know only the ground hogs and wood chucks where already made by some else.
 
Dominator - X

Dominator - X

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joeyto said:
How much space could a spaceship ship if a spaceship could ship space?.

I got plenty more of where those came from, and as far as I know only the ground hogs and wood chucks where already made by some else.
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It depends on whether "space" is flat or curved, open or closed.
 
mineseA

mineseA

Active Member
I definitely did not read through all of the jokes, but here's a cringy one from my teacher.

Have you heard about the movie about constipation?

It hasn't came out yet.
 
spartacus2.0

spartacus2.0

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all went out camping and hunting together. After setting up camp the brunette left to go hunt. Hours later the brunette came back with a deer. The others were in awe of the brunette and asked, "How did you do it?"
The brunette replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot deer."
The next day the redhead went out and returned hours later with a bear. The blonde and brunette were in complete awe and asked, "How did you do it?"
The redhead replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot the bear."
The next day the blonde went out and returned three days later completely broken, bruised, and bloody.The brunette and redhead were shocked and horrified. They exclaimed, "WTF happened to you?!"
The blonde replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot the train but it kept on coming."
 
spartacus2.0

spartacus2.0

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Here is a really, really long one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kindergarten teacher: to get to the other side
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitablity
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
Beethoven: Pardon?
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it
If the event was in the KJV Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Darwin: Chickens, over great great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a perfect, coincidental way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross the road
Plato: For the greater good
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Chick-fil-a Cows: We don't know, but someone should eat that chikin.
 
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spartacus2.0

spartacus2.0

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B0udica said:
This one's for you, Sparta:

It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote” all those years ago, one of my good friends would still be alive.

;)
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OK now that crossed the line. That is WAY TOO MESSED UP
 
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