Oh. Um, just one more thing, sir...
Can we please have the Large as well as the Extra Large Medals Packages returned to these events as prizes?
I don't mean to be pushy, of course, but my wife, she really loves those things and we were talking about it before going to bed the other night and she, well, she got mad, and I didn't get any and then the dog started throwing up on the carpet - You know we'd just replaced that carpet - I'm - I'm sure you get the gist of it, sir. And I don't want to take up anymore of your time. Just please see the officer on the way out. - OH, OFFICER! This gentleman can have his car keys back now.
And I'm VERY sorry about the Taser earlier, sir. You know, we have to secure the scene upon arrival. It's just procedure, sir. I'm sure you want to get home and change that underwear. Just for now please try not to leave town and keep that chimpanzee where the officers can see him until they get the genital cuff back on him. Oh, and if I may, Detective Kant Zee over there has a son - owns a great dry cleaning business - I'm sure they can get that blood out of your toupee - not sure about the entrails on that tie, though. That's a shame – that’s a NICE tie. SAY those are NICE CUFF LINKS. Are those by any chance imported? Never mind, sir, I digress. Anyway, just ask the short Asian Gentlemen over there with the Camera next to the midget dusting for prints under the piano. I'm sure his son can save that hair piece. He does wonderful work, he really does. But, I've taken up enough of your time.
Just please see what you can do about the Large and Extra Large Medals Packages. I hate to press that, but my Boss, he's a stickler for detail and this week, well his hemorrhoids have flared up again and he's not really the easiest man to work for in the first place - but I'm sure you've been there , sir. You don't look like you've missed many meals. But have a nice day, sir and we'll be in touch if we have any more questions. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
OH JUST ONE MORE THING, sir...