Impossible Questions

[WinnerGR]

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Only half of that sentence is correct in my case. I'll let you figure it out...


My feelings. Fixed.

If we can drink a drink, why can't we food a food?

you can bite a bite of food

What is the wurst vegetable to have on a ship?

 

[Super Catanian]

What is the wurst vegetable to have on a ship?

Based on your spelling, a German sausage. Or maybe a disabled person (here I go with my dark humor that your tender brain might not be able to handle at the moment).

If our finger have fingertips, why don't our toes have toetips, yet we are able to tiptoe?

 

[Captain Christian]

A: Because English is by far the most complicated language in the world.
Q: Why do some people make me feel like it is illegal to use proper grammar by always using such horrible grammar?

 

[WinnerGR]

A:Becasue they illegal ones (see forum rules)
Q:What do you call me when I am asleep

 

[ProteusManifest]

A: Safe
Q: What happens when Pinocchio says "Now my nose is going to grow"?

 

[Captain Christian]

A: It grows, because his nose wasn't going to grow, thus he lied. But when he lied, THAN his nose started growing.
Q: What is my favorite food?

 

[ProteusManifest]

A: It grows, because his nose wasn't going to grow, thus he lied. But when he lied, THAN his nose started growing.
Q: What is my favorite food?

But if it grew, then he was telling the truth. So it doesn't grow. Which means he lied, so it grows. Which means he told the truth, so it doesn't grow. Which means he lied, so...etc.

 

[ProteusManifest]

Which is why it counts as an "Impossible" question

Ah! I see. Hopefully I will get better at this...
A: The food you eat the least of, but crave the most.
Q: When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

 

[barra370804]

Credit usually goes to Jesse Williams, a dairy farmer from Rome, New York, who in 1851 started making cheese in an assembly-line fashion using the milk from neighboring farms. (yes I googled that)

What is the only thing that no one can resist?

 

[DreadfulCadillac]

Credit usually goes to Jesse Williams, a dairy farmer from Rome, New York, who in 1851 started making cheese in an assembly-line fashion using the milk from neighboring farms. (yes I googled that)

What is the only thing that no one can resist?

A: Love, Hunger, Or thirst.
Q:Why does nightcore music usually sound better then the original?

 

[Super Catanian]

Q:Why does nightcore music usually sound better then the original?

Because techno!

If you put on your sock inside out, are you really wearing your sock?

 

[DeletedUser28756]

The sock is wearing you.

Do people play FOE or is it the other way round?

 

[Super Catanian]

Neither. The answer is...


If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

 

[Killbeast]

Your stomach looks like 3 boomerangs because you have 3 folds in your fat.

Why did God create us?

 

[Killbeast]

No, and stop stealing ads.

Why is our sun not deciding to eat us?

 

[Godly Luke]

Why is our sun not deciding to eat us?

Simple, it's not big enough. Give or take another four billion years, that will change, the Sun will slowly become a red giant and there is absolutely nothing we can do to stop that. Space is so cool!

 

[Captain Christian]

Q: If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

A: Yes
Q: If Stephen Longshanks, plinker, or Lancer edits their own post, will it say "Last Edited at [Time of day here]" or "last edited by a moderator at [Time of day here]"?
(I skipped the other posts because they did not answer the questions, and therefore deserve no answers.)

 

[Lancer]

A: Yes
Q: If Stephen Longshanks, plinker, or Lancer edits their own post, will it say "Last Edited at [Time of day here]" or "last edited by a moderator at [Time of day here]"?
(I skipped the other posts because they did not answer the questions, and therefore deserve no answers.)

This is a quite interesting rebuttal, and I know from my view, it shows me "last edited". That being without the mention of a moderator, however, it may show different to the public. So after I post this reply I'm going to edit it 5 minutes later by adding to it..

Edit: I can also choose to edit a post silently and it won't show a "last edited" note if I wanted.

 

[Captain Christian]

This is a quite interesting rebuttal, and I know from my view, it shows me "last edited". That being without the mention of a moderator, however, it may show different to the public. So after I post this reply I'm going to edit it 5 minutes later by adding to it..

Edit: I can also choose to edit a post silently and it won't show a "last edited" note if I wanted.

It still doesn't show wheter it was just plain edited or edited by a moderator.

 

[AgentTtv05]

How could you do this? How could you end the chain? You monster.