Freshmeboy
Well-Known Member
But only when using your tongue and eyelashes to type on a waterproof PC...I can create earthquakes by stomping my feet..
But you're paralyzed from the waist down.But only when using your tongue and eyelashes to type on a waterproof PC...I can create earthquakes by stomping my feet..
which are facing toward you...burning you to a crisp.But only after ingesting one billion avocados and turning your hearing aid up to 11...I can shoot fire and electricity from my fingertips...
But only in daylight on the 19th of November...I can make the stars themselves flicker at my command...See..? There is another one...I did that..
...but only all elements, at once, thus essentially ending the universe.But only by sacrificing your own unibrow...I can stop the movement of electrons in all elements...
But you have to peer at it while it is on someone's body, while the owner of the gold jewellery looks on at you awkwardly as you stare at his jewellery...Because you leave multiple phones lying around with the fart app....I can see individual atoms of gold in a wedding band or gold bar or gold tooth....
...but only when they're written in Russian.But you have to peer at it while it is on someone's body, while the owner of the gold jewellery looks on at you awkwardly as you stare at his jewellery...
I can sense sarcasm in written forum posts.