A very jealous husband comes home from work early one day, and hears giggling and noises coming from the upstairs bedroom. As the front door slams shut all the giggling from the upstairs bedroom suddenly stop followed by fast shuffling sounds and low whispers. Believing his wife is having an affair he runs up the stairs two at a time and bursts into the room screaming "where is he?" His wife calmly looks up at him "Who are you talking about honey?" as she continues to do her nails in their bed. You know who, he continues to scream like a madman, looking under the bed, in the closet, and anywhere else he could think of. Suddenly he hears a whimpering Help me cry coming from the balcony outside. As he steps out onto the balcony there he was the man his wife was having an affair with hiding, and barely hanging on to the balcony railings. Enraged at this point he begins to try a pry the hands loose from the balcony, failing he begins to kick and stomp on the poor fellows hands. after a good three minutes the man lets go and falls to the ground 6 stories below. To the utter shock and disbelief of the husband the man was still alive. so he grabs his wife's hope chest and tosses it over the the balcony at the man below. Suddenly he has a heart attack, from all this exertion, and finds himself in front of Saint Peter.
So Saint Peter asks him what happened and the man replies you won't believe it I caught my wife having an affair, and after beating the guy who was hiding on the outside of the balcony I had a heart attack. St.Peter takes the notes down and Saint Peter opened the pearly gates and let the man into heaven. As a second man walks up exclaiming you won't believe the day I've had, Saint peter ask him to explain. So the man proceeds to tell his story, " i was washing windows on a high rise condo 10 stories up when the cable snapped loose. As I was plummeting to my death, and my life was flashing before my eyes, i managed to somehow grab a hold of a balcony railing. After hanging there for an hour a madman came out and began pummeling, kicking and stomping my hands screaming "I have you now" Unable to hang on further i fell the remaining six stories, but a lounge chair broke my fall and saved me. As I looked up to thank my lucky stars i was hit by a hope chest and here I am. Saint Peter opened the pearly gates and let the man into heaven, as he finishes his notes he can't help but laugh, as he sees a third man walking up. You won't believe this the man kept repeating ... Well the last two were pretty crazy said St.. Peter, try me it cannot be that bad, what brings you here? Well I was having an affair with a married woman, when the husband came home early, so i hid in the hope chest...