Two women meet in heaven. The fist one asks the other how she died.
“I died from the cold, I froze to death.”
The first woman says “that sounds terrible. It must have been awful.”
She replies, “It wasn’t any fun. It was so very cold. So how did you die?”
“It was stupid. I suspected my husband was cheating on me and I wanted to catch him. So I came home early, but he was alone in the living room. Well, I knew he had a woman hiding somewhere, so I searched the whole house. I looked everywhere, upstairs, downstairs, in the cellar, in all the rooms and closets, underneath the beds, anywhere a woman could hide. I was frantic and wouldn’t give up. In the end, all the excitement was too much for my weak heart. I keeled over and died.”
“Hmmm,” the other woman said. “It’s a shame you didn't check the freezer. We might both still be alive.”